Gender humour

Just something i read from my email..interesting gender humour though.

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

>>Ziploc bags are Male. They are male because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

>> Copiers are Female. They are female because once turned off, it takes a> while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the> right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are> pushed.

>> Tires are Male because they go bald and are often over-inflated.

>> Hot Air Balloons are Male because to get them to go anywhere, you have to> light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.

>> Sponges are Female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

>> The Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

>> The Subway is Male because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

>> The Hourglass is Female because over time, the weight shifts to the > bottom.

>> A Hammer is Male because it hasn't changed much over the last 5000 years,> but it's handy to have around.

>> The Remote Control is Female. Yes, you thought it would be male. But> consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and> while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.